Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just a stick it in my box.
7. If I lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!
5. HMMMMMMM…I think it’s outta fluid.
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s anm entry-level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
1. It’s not fair…I do all the work while she just sits there!
