I hope you enjoyed paying $70 to get trespassed, dick.

twinksforjesus:

Tonight I got my very first trespass accomplishment at work. Gross. And weirdly enough the guy violated me while I was NOT being aggressive. Rah Rah I’m scaring around my statue and as I’m walking backwards into my closet this douchebag runs around my statue, wiggles his fingers at me, grabs and shakes my breasts while waggling his tongue. Immediately I ran to the back of the house to wait for him with two security guards and some managers. Of course drunk ass idiots were calling out to me and trying to be funny while I waited. After about 3 or 4 minutes he stumbles out of the house with his group and I yell “THAT’S THE ASSHOLE” and point (embarrassing him in front of about 40 people). Then I yelled “COME HERE” to him and the managers pushed me back behind a curtain to fill out some paperwork. A few moments later OPD and security came up to me (the cop looked like a dad and was super pissed) to tell me they were kicking him out of the park because they were afraid he would do it again. They asked me if I wanted to press charges and I told them no, but the winner had no ID on him anyway. What a cock. After that the night was pretty horrid.

Thanks for copping a feel, paying my paycheck, and getting kicked out all within 5 minutes, limpdick.

:-( I was there that night! I would have pulled his d*ck off and made him sit on it for you… okay wow that was graphic!

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Posted at 12:03 PM 17 October 2009
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